Dissuasive

dulect:

person: you’re pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

averagefairy:

y’all ever wonder why half the beauty/cosmetics industry is geared towards anti-aging but they market almost none of it to men. i’ve never seen an ad for wrinkle cream for men, or age spot corrector for men, or youth serum for men, or crows feet treatment for men, like why are they allowed to age in peace but women aren’t. why can’t I just get fuckin old without every corner of every drugstore telling me it’s bad

trustre:

I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply

cchristmaslester:

carrie fisher and freddie mercury were both too powerful for this weak world

sydneykrukowski:

stats:

in skyrim i married a homeless man and even though we are married and he lives in my huge fuckin house he still wears rags and asks me to give him 1 gold whenever i see him

that’s just what men are like

kaceyziegler:

The pottery I’ve been working on the last few months - having a lot of fun experimenting!